Yes, this is a poem
I bet you’re pretty surprised
It doesn’t really have any purpose
This doesn’t paint any beautiful pictures either
It’s actually kind of boring… and you’re reading it
I apologize
It doesn’t have any humor in it
This poem is going nowhere
Honestly, it will probably continue on like this
No rhyming scheme
No topic
Nothing to address
There isn’t any intricate vocabulary that will impress you
This poem doesn’t contain anything like:
“And so the towering mountains rose over the majestic valley of Babylon”
or
“The glory of the River Rhine cast a shadow of darkness across Man’s heart”
You can stop any time
I’m pretty sure Ms. Mouw will not notice if you put down some generic comment
This was pretty much written because I wanted to try something new
That’s the background
Obviously it isn’t working out so well
Perhaps this would be a good time to stop
Then again one or two more lines wouldn’t
The requirement for this week was two pages
So I’ll keep adding on
Make it longer than it really is
And it would be pointless to stop midway
Gotta save those trees and whatnot
… Soooo, you’re still reading
“A” for effort I guess
Congrats! You have more commitment than I thought
Still not much going on though
Yes, this is a poor attempt to stall in case you haven’t noticed yet
I guess it’s better than some of the other stuff that’s out there
Should try to get this published, make millions
This is where it ends
Sorry
Filled up most the page
I fell accomplished
And you should to
You read it
But you were warned
Just sayin’
THE END
It made me cry.
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